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Will people buy a Pet Rock sans Pet Rock?
It seems as if the success of the Pet Rock re-validated the phrase “some people have too much money” or have no idea what to do with it. I mean who on earth buys a rock? Who are these people that feel the need to part with money in such a manner. Mind you a Pet Rock is just one of a gazillion examples we could have used to highlight some people’s burning drive to rid themselves of excess cash. The spending habits of grown adults doesn’t seem all that different from children. Bigger, shinier, newer, thinner seem to be all advertisers need to sell most folks most anything.
All of which leads us to wonder would people buy a Pet Rock sans the Pet Rock? Could they be convinced to place an order for nothing? In other words, would the these spenders who populate planet Earth willingly give their money away and get nothing in return. Not a scam but an explicit offer to buy nothing. And if they do, as we’re betting they will, then “money for nothing” beats working for money hands down.
Give to FunGoody.com today by placing your order nothing right now!
FunGoody.com does Mardi Gras
FunGoody staff were out in full force today at Mardi Gras’ Krewe of Rex Parade on St. Charles Avenue. Our divestment workers promoted FunGoody.com by handing out Help Us Go Viral cards and for a few lucky individuals Free Pet Brick cards. For those of you lucky enough to score a Free Pet Brick card please Like Us on Facebook and email us the code on your card. We will post your Pet Brick online promptly. See post below for more information on our Online Pet Bricks!
Available Now Online Pet Bricks! – FunGoody’s Way of Saying Thank You!
For a limited time, or perhaps indefinitely, FunGoody.com is offering a Personal Online Pet Brick to each individual who gives money to FunGoody. This is our way of saying thank you to everyone who would like to support FunGoody.com but feel they need something in return. Be the first to get your Online Pet Brick by giving to FunGoody.com right now.
Online Pet Brick Features and Information
- No minimum donation is required though brick quality will vary based on your gift to FunGoody.com.
- Each Online Pet Brick is unique and no Online Pet Brick will be resold.
- Online Pet Bricks will be featured on gift giver’s dedicated Pet Brick page and featured in our Donors’ Online Pet Brick Gallery.
- At least one color photograph of the Online Pet Brick will be posted for as long as FunGoody.com is live on the web.
- Additional photos will be posted with each subsequent donation.
- A video of a Pet Brick in its natural environment is available for donations of $25 or more.
- A compilation video of a Pet Brick’s Day on the Town is available for donations of $100 or more.
- Bricks will not be mailed under any circumstances. Our gift to our donor’s is an Online Pet Brick – you will not receive the actual brick.
- FunGoody.com may withdraw this offer or change this promotion at any time so please act now!
FunGoody Reverse Sponsorship is now available for your next event
Let FunGoody.com help promote your next event by signing up for our reverse sponsorship program. Enrollment is free but your donation is always welcome. With reverse sponsorship you will be granted the rights to use our FunGoody.com logo for your event marketing materials. Whether it’s print ads, web banner ads, billboards or any other items, FunGoody.com will send you our logo file in whatever format you need to produce your materials. Send us a picture of your FunGoody.com promotional sponsorship item and we will post the your picture on our website with info about your event. Email us at money@fungoody.com with information about your event and what materials you will be producing and will get back with you asap.
Wanted: Celebrity Endorsers!
FunGoody.com is only a few weeks into existence but disappointingly FunGoody is not yet a household name. We figure going viral over night won’t happen unless we can latch on to a celebrity to endorse FunGoody! Our ideal candidate would be an A list actor or actress who will be walking the red carpet at the upcoming Oscars or appearing at any other televised event. Sports megastars are welcome if they’re not locked into other apparel contracts.
All FunGoody is asking is for our celebrity to wear a FunGoody.com hat. He or she needn’t mention FunGoody.com by name – just wear our hat. In return, the staff of FunGoody.com promise to see your next movie if we can get comped tickets. If not we will check it out when it’s on NetFlix. Thank you for your consideration. Should you pass on the endorsement please just donate cash.
Reduce your liquidity – Give to Fun Goody!
It can be frustrating to have too much cash on hand and not know what to do with it. Saving more seems silly. Investing seems sillier. Fun Goody can promise you much greater return on devestment than many other cash depletion methods. While many of you continue to buy what you don’t need, FunGoody.com guarantees we will only buy what we most need. Give money to Fun Goody and lighten your financial resources in a manner which is fun for us to spend and good for you to give. Give and you shall receive our sincere thanks and a detailed report on how we spent your money.
Happy New Year!
Fun Goody wishes you the Happiest New Year possible. We hope for you to start sharing your excess money with FunGoody!com as soon as possible. Fun Goody will be here day in and day out awaiting your generous financial gift to support our fiscal needs. Some FunGoody.com followers are still not sure of our goals and plans. In gist, our goal is to get money from you and our plan in to spend that money as quickly as possible.
Perhaps if we clearly identified our target audience you might be more inclined to give to Fun Goody. If you fall into one or more of the following categories you should promptly get out your credit card and give to FunGoody.com:
- Current or former owners of a Pet Rock
- Gamblers (Fun Goody is much better bet)
- People who truly appreciate the phrase “disposable income”
- Those who can’t figure out what to do with their money
- Those who own more than one home
Don’t let confusion stop you!
After hearing from some of our FunGoody!com followers, it appears there is confusion as to why to give to FunGoody!com. Don’t let your confusion be an obstacle to actually giving. Life is full of obstacles but that doesn’t stop anyone from moving ahead, going around or even going backwards if need be. Give today and worry about why you gave tomorrow!